Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving.

Translation: Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! I know this is a day early but we will be en route to Cheeseland (Wisconsin) tomorrow. The enemy state, yes, but as long as the Packers fans have turkey stuffed in their mouths I should be OK. Come to think of it, do they ever NOT have something crammed in their mouths? Be it cheese or bird or spite.

In the spirit of giving (wrong holiday, being nice confuses me) I wanted to share with you a video from SNL that is ACTUALLY FUNNY. This is thanks to my Mom who showed it to me:



And I've had "Hap, Hap, Hap, Happy Thanksgiiiivinnng" stuck in my head for about a week now. But this year I am thankful for a large and ever expanding family that are always there for me, crazy ass friends who I would be nothing without, and a boyfriend who, through all the trials and tribulations of a long distance relationship over the past 2 years, still gives me butterflies every time he tells me he loves me. For all the bitching I do about life in Michigan, I know there are far worse things that I could be going through.

I am also thankful for the 2011 convertible Camaro and Johnny Depp. And the thing I am most thankful for this Thanksgiving: the end of Oprah's tenure on network television. I think I may need to plan a party to celebrate.

I was recently asked if I had plans to go shopping on Black Friday, to which I replied:"I prefer not to deal with smelly rude people in stores at the ass crack of dawn. I can do that on the internet for free."

And on that note, I wish you all a Happy Turkey Day. May your pants be stretchy, and the football endless!