Sunday, January 16, 2011

"Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol."

Translation: Steve Martin is a very wise man. I whole-heartedly agree with that sentiment. I went to bed thinking about an absolutely awesome, kick ass, change your life blog post...promptly fell asleep watching SNL and totally forgot about it...this is what happens when you watch Saturday Night Live. It causes memory loss.

So instead of the spectacularly mind blowing awesomeness I was going to bring you with my satirically hilarious sarcasm (just go with me on this one), I am instead going to bring you a clip of one of my all time favorite recurring SNL skits:



Just a reminder this show used to be funny...you're welcome. I promise you I will be back with some substantial ramblings of my own soon. But you know what? Its lazy Sunday...I am ready to relax, watch some football, procrastinate with my school work...and pray to God the sun shines for more than 5 minutes today. Quite frankly I'm too cold to bring my A game today. If anyone suggests I get a snuggie and "deal with it," I would kindly suggest you shove it where the sun don't shine...which could either be your ass, or any part of Michigan.

UPDATE: As you'll notice (oh's and ah's are acceptable), there is now a nav bar at the top of the blog with easy access (that's what she said) to my email, twitter, about, and blogger community pages. Yooouuuuu'rrrrre welcome.

10 comments:

  1. You basically fail at life if you use a snuggie. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05ZQ7WHw8Y

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  2. haha oh thank you, that totally made my day...I've seen a lot of snuggie parodies but that was the best!

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  3. I live in Michigan and I'm anti-snuggie. SO um.. please don't deal with it- take me back to Dallas with you and to the restaurant you see in the skyline that is a big ball and rotates around the city. I had yummy salmon there one time :)

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  4. I've never been there! Lived in Texas for 22 years and spent a lot of time in the DFW area...but I still have so much exploring left to do there!

    Also, I've been told after a few years of dealing with this kind of cold you get used to it. True or false?! I just can't see how it being 5 degrees, windy, and snowing could ever feel normal!

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  5. I wouldn't imagine getting used to it in Texas. But in Kansas, it can go from 70 and sunny to 22, windy, and freezing rain in a matter of a few hours. But I've lived here all my life (well, almost all my life), so I'm used to it.

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  6. I am totally ok with an average temp of 95-110 6 months out of the year. But the cold? No way. Our weather changes were never that severe (unless during tornado season) in Texas...I don't know how all you mid-westerner's do it!

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  7. Lol at the video Will Ferrell is funny---I hate the snuggies!

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  8. Ladies, glad to see we are on the same page with Will...HILARIOUS. I loved when he did Dubya sketches, and Spartan Spirit.

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